keepcalmwearetimeless:

THEY ARE OUT TO KILL US

dicklover3000:

my mom found a birthday card i made for my brother in elementary school

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so we opened it up

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i implied that i hated him and then drew my own selfie

10.02.2014 / +145111 / allimac-ecarg / carolxne

cubangains:

aubernutter:

Sexting

Still not understanding why this one didn’t work.

10.02.2014 / +513555 / allimac-ecarg

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

10.02.2014 / +25747 / punkrockcow / miucciapet
  • January: Another year, another Halloween to look forward to
  • February: Valentine's day? Nah. YOU KNOW WHAT'S A COOL FESTIVAL?
  • March: Easter season. Yeah u get chocolate but wherE'S THE FUN IN IT
  • April: Literally the furthest u can get from Halloween. Difficult times for all.
  • May: I'll buy a pumpkin I don't fucking care
  • June: If u start making ur costume now you'll probably save time and money tbh
  • July: Halloween preparation. Raid the candy stores
  • August: Can almost smell the Halloween
  • September: PRACTICALLY HALLOWEEN
  • October: HALLOWEEN
  • November: Post-Halloween depression
  • December: Nightmare Before Christmas season
10.02.2014 / +1544 / admiral-octopus / lucithor

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

10.02.2014 / +502968 / allimac-ecarg / wittacism

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

I don’t think teens make mistakes when they fall in love. You experience what you experience and you take away what you can from it; it is very human.

vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

10.02.2014 / +533294 / yeahbreadcrumbs / vesley

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

10.02.2014 / +49786 / thetreesarecalling / feat
10.02.2014 / +1412 / pumpkinlukes / koalaclum